clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

(Source: clestroying, via orgasm)

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

(via unordinary-girl)

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond, via cumfort)

wanglnciaga:

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or

(Source: deadlustre, via loserslol)

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

(via likeigiveabother)

lameborghini:

shoutout to those kids that still give effort at the end of the school year because that is 100% not me

(via likeigiveabother)

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

(Source: hurtlamb, via orgasm)

m0rphlne:

dang girl, you’ll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth.

(via loserslol)